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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 12:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

XRP Forecast: Pundit Predicts Where XRP Could Be Headed by June - The Crypto Basic

So they tried

No go.

No, not a chance

Do you like high heels?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

share office space ...

What happened to your school bully?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

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