What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 12:21

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
No go.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
share office space ...
What happened to your school bully?
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
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